To the tune of "We Three Kings"


Trump thinks he's king of USA.
Bribes not gifts, it's all pay to play.
Hate and violence,
Speech he'll silence,
Fall in line and obey.

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O Don of blunder, Don of blight,
Don with loyal cult alt-right,
"Mandate" fading,
Mind degrading,
Evil, cruel, God's wrath will smite.

Born a babe, his skin way too thin.
Cries and whines when he doesn't win.
Never grew up,
Tweets he threw up,
Spewing out bile and sin.

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Bankruptcy to offer has he.
All accountability flee.
Fraud and lawsuits,
Paid prostitutes,
Run from the tape pee pee.

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Orange his skin and heavy his weight.
Globally a joke head of state.
Not respected,
Got elected,
So Putin he'll fellate.

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Cutting aid both here and abroad.
Being poor will soon be outlawed.
Jesus crying,
Homeless dying,
Keep up the doomed facade.

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(stay mad bro)