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Weclome to my little corner of the internet! It's unapologetically nerdy,
liberal, and, perhaps most importantly, pink.

In the header you'll find links to my blog, projects, and other stuff I like.
You may be interested in [About Me] > [Additional Sites] from the menu, which
has links to my profiles on Github, AskUbuntu, Keybase, and others. My
usernames of choice include:

 - laptopdude
 - TheEarlOfPudding
 - PuddingHakushaku
 - JAHschwa

Hopefully the quotes at the top of every page give some insight into my views
with a little flair on the side. (Pretty sure the person I've quoted the most
is Neil Degrasse Tyson).

In the footer you'll find a link to e-mail me, although you can also reach me
on my personal e-mail server at laptopdude@jahschwa.com which is on a box
affectionately dubbed ~grandline (also linked in the header). There's also a
quick shout-out to Jon for letting me host this for free (thanks!).

After a few hours agonizing over what to put on my home page, I gave up and
wrote this. Deal with it and enjoy your stay :)

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